J-Birds - -Your Delta Connection

It's not that they are mean or incompetent, they are just living in the marketing lie that their company perpetrates on the flying public. Can you tell that we shipped another parrot on Delta today?

Unbelievable that Delta's Pet First department's only job is to book reservations.
Have special handling requirements for your pet? Delta Pets First doesn't care.
Did your pet make its connection? Delta Pets First doesn't know (call Tracking)
Want to follow your pets progress on Delta.com? Go fish.

Aaaaarrrrrrrrgghgh!!!!!!!!!!!

They do have some redeeming qualities. If you want your parrot's butt searched for explosives...Delta's your airline.

Actually, we have reason to believe that Joe and Bonnie's Congo is on it's final leg from Salt Lake City to Boise....of course I'll let you know. Thank you for flying J-Birds - Your Delta Connection.

Later that night: Bird landed safely, Joe and Bonnie are happy, Craig and Debra are releived, Delta still doesn't care.
- posted by J-Birds @ 8:11 PM |